He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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