so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
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I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
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The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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