you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
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Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
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First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
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