When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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