your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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