why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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