I wanna bring you to show and tell
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
That accounts for only three of the penises
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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