i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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