you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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