We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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