Pass out mid-funnel last night.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
She even gives head with a lisp.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
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I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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