why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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