Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
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The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
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I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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