If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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