she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Randomize
