singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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