No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
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Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
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We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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