i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Randomize
