At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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