There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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