Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Randomize
