i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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