never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
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