you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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