I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
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he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
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Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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