Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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