I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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