We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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