At least make sure they are 18
Why
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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