Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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