I'm lost and stupid without you.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
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Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
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My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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