i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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