I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
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So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Shame is for Republicans.
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