i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
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He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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