does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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