Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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