before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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