It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
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Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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