Your favorite bartender is back from prision
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
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I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
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You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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