i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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