im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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