I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
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yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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