she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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