so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
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Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
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Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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