That's intense
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
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I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
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He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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