lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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