Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
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I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
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You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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