Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
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I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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