But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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