The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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