Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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