They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
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Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
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Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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