She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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