none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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