doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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