Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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