How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
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Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
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Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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