Plan B is the new Plan A
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's the barista slut.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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